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The bitter irony in all of this is the sobering fact that people who AREN'T from New Jersey say "Joi-Zee," believing that their unfounded stereotype is how everyone in NJ says "Jersey" Perplexingly, this means that, in reality, they are stereotyping themselves.
Hey, I hear your from Joi-zee!
Yeah! Way to fuckin' go! You just failed to grasp what a New Jersey accent is! High five!
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A term used by loyal New York Giants fans from the Jersey Metro Area due to the undeniable fact that the Giants play in East Rutherford, New Jersey and that seventy percent of the awesome people who attend the New York Giant's games are from New Jersey. The term also allows such New Jersians to remember the days of Lawrence Taylor "L.T." and dream of the team reinstating the big "Giants" insignia on the side of their blue helmets.
"The New Jersey Giants play in Giants Stadium which is located in East Rutherford, New Jersey where even some special olympics teams such as the New York Jets attempt to play full contact football."
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While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:
Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."
Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
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small town in nj with half of Brazil and Turkey’s population, people drink this flat coke sugar shit called Boost that will give you diabetes in 3 seconds, also filled with whores, wannabes and fake trolls. (ex: 45 year old dads wearing backwards basebeall caps, 16 year olds who vape in the high school bathrooms like fucking idiots, soccer moms who constantly post on Facebook about their children and how good they are at soccer) also home of majority of the college dropouts bc every teen is spoiled as fuck & can’t function properly when they are away from Delran for 35 minutes. homecoming is also a huge deal
“Delran, New Jersey is the town of fuckups, the rare people who are successful would be dumb to ever stay in this shithole.” Delran New Jersey- shithole of the east coast
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Princeton (sometimes referred to as P-town by the blacks and ghettos) is your average high income town. Though a good majority of people are of a high income stasis there is a Princeton Ghetto. Across the street from the Hospital is where it begins featuring streets like Birch and Clay. The ghetto people are geographically segregated from the rich. The rich live on a huge hill, cherry hill. At the high school the rich kids intermingle with the poor. This cultural melting pot drives many young Princetonians to a life of crime. Since the underworld is rooted from New Brunswick (this is where all our good bud comes from) and Trenton (where other drugs and shitty buds comes from) entering the criminal world is difficult so most just start smoking shit loads of weed. This is the #1 past time for Princeton's bored adolescents. This demand for weed creates a fairly complex system of high school dealers. Kids often go to "town" and end up sitting around doing nothing. The third floor of the library has a teen center and is a popular hangout.
Who the fuck are you, you're from Princeton New Jersey?
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A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.
"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"
"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"
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Camden (a.k.a, the most violent city in America) is a city in Camden County, New Jersey. It is located across the Delaware River from Philadelphia.
Although once a thriving center for manufacturing and industry, Camden is perhaps best known for its struggles with urban decay and political corruption. Camden had the highest crime rate in the United States in 2012, with 2,566 violent crimes for every 100,000 people, which is 560% higher than the national average of 387 violent crimes per 100K citizens.
Morgan Quitno has ranked Camden in the top ten most dangerous cities in the U.S. since 1998, when they first included cities with populations below 100,000. Camden was ranked the third-most dangerous U.S. city in 2002. Camden was ranked the most dangerous overall in 2004 and 2005. It dropped down to the fifth spot for the 2006 and 2007 rankings but rose to number two in 2008 and to the top spot in 2009. The most common crimes in Camden are: murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, and auto theft.
The city is afflicted by homelessness, drug trafficking, prostitution, robbery, looting, constant violence, and an overwhelmed police force (which lost half its officers to budget-cuts). In, 2012, the FBI announced Camden was ranked first in violent crime per capita of cities with over 50,000 residents, surpassing Flint, Michigan.
Camden is also home to Campbell's Soup Company and the Battleship New Jersey. The Camden campus of Rutgers college is located in the city.
Yo, so I grabbed my gat and hit up Camden, New Jersey to score some angle dust, but my car stolen! I had to take the bus home. Man, I'm just thankful that I didn't shot or stabbed!
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