padded bus

The sped bus that is also padded on the outside... can't be too careful when transporting speds!

Girl 1: Hey, look! It's the sped bus!!
Girl 2: Is it... padded on the outside?!
Girl 1: Yeah I think it is!
Girl 2: The speds ride the padded bus, yo!

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I-Pad

The satin black mask that you strap to your head at night to keep the light out.

"I hate it when light comes in the window and wakes me up each morning!" "Yeah, me too, that's why I always carry my I-Pad..."

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mad pad

sanitary napkin, maxi pad

I use a mad pad when it's that time of the month.

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Billo-pad

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.

Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.

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padding up

V - to wear a diaper, for no reason other than that you want to wear a diaper for fun and poop and pee in it.

"Dude do you pad up?"
"Yeah dude im padding up right now. My mom left so I have the house to myself, im just paddin"

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pad load

Sarcastic as in "thanks a lot." 'Pad' referring to a maxi-pad.

Cookie: "Dude, I just pooped on your floor."
Ryan: "Thanks a pad load."

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lily pad

The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.

In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall.

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