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One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was
Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!
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The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina
Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.
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A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.
He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"
person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"
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Mr penguin is a very famous penguin. He loves to eat fish and cheese. He makes very funny youtube videos by the username coolpersonsoOMG
He is is a billion air! and has been penguin prime minister!
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A tricky sexual maneuver involving one female and five males. It consists of the penetration of a female through her three primary entrance orifices (vagina, anus, mouth) by three of the males, while ejaculating the other two males with her hands. While it is indeed a difficult maneuver, it has been proved possible to achieve.
The first ever Bobbing Penguin was purportedly accomplished in a hotel in London, England involving one American female and five Englishmen.
Rumor also exists of a possible DVDA Bobbing Penguin involving seven males, although there has not been enough evidence to suffice this tale.
This feat has gained the name of “Bobbing Penguin” because of the imagery of a penguin bobbing as it is walking.
Rachael has proved to be very open and talented sexually, as she has accomplished the difficult and exceptionally prestigious Bobbing Penguin maneuver.
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The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.
The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.
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a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)
Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.
I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!