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a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.
That Porch monkey smells like a crackhouse.
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Skol vodka. very cheap but not too shabby alcohol.
thank goodness you brought that porch juice last night, if you hadn't i might not have gone home with that land monster, she was a giver and a taker.
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when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.
As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.
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Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.
Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.
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Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.
Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey!!!!!
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
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When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.
"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"
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A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.
"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?"
"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."
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