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Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021


Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank July 30, 2013


puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

by jynk-shots February 12, 2018


Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that yโ€™all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but heโ€™s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023


elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012

The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk

by knock on 83 July 17, 2012


puddle slut

A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud

Mary is such a puddle slut that she doesn't even roll over cause she loves cum

by BigT May 14, 2004

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Puddle of Pizza

Noun

A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.

Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a liar.
Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a hypocrite.

by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018

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