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Homestar Runner

An armless stick-figure-lookin' guy who talks in a way that is actually understandable.

"Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete." or "Homestar Runner is a stupid crap-for-brains webmaster."

by Sunbun April 15, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Homestar Runner

the most clever guy around. long legs, a spinning beanie, and a starred shirt. he doesn't have arms and talks with a lisp.

homestar talk: "Hey! My name is Howmstaw Wunner! What's yow name?"

by jr. webster February 27, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dust runner

anything that looks dusty, old and depleted... like a car or a pair of shoes.

1)That mothafucker had the nerve to come out to the club rockin them dust runners on his feet.

2)I hate ridin in that chump dealers dust runner.

by Frank, kevin, and chris July 4, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


plate runner

A Newtown, CT, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. Nobody liked them in high school, they didn't go to college, and they don't like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. The most action they see is hassling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and nobody likes them they will hassle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your ass so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don't want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get bumped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.

Could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? I'm going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.

by stevos skater balls January 15, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Street Runner

Any person or persons who terrorize streets where skateboarding is not allowed, by running around, and jumping on and off various objects for their own personal entertainment. Street Runners are most common in Paris, France, where skateboarding is illegal in public squares.

Those street runners broke the statue again.

If I were a street runner, I would get a ton of chicks.

by G Pepe November 12, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Runner's Dump

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"

Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know

by Bored Jedi May 7, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tales runner

a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly

There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.

Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!

by Sandrao December 25, 2009

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