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The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
the white liquid inside a Tide Pod, resembling the look of semen
I don't get why people still like eating Tide Pod cream
When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger
Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!
Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf
Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?
Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.
Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?
Dude 1: game recognize game
tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad
It's a tide ad
Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
A place wear girls have bangs, Everyones bisexuals and everyones is weird.
I used to like girls until my mom made me go to Rising Tide Charter School and now I like guys too
The worst school in the state of Massachusetts. If you want your child to be around goofy ass kids that don't play sports and play video games all day go here. Also if you want your child to not be comfortable in school RT is the school for you. Lastly if you want your child to be under more stress than a middle aged woman in her mid life crisis you should definitely send your kid to rising tide the shitiest joke of a school to ever be created.
If you want your kid to commit suicide send them to Rising Tide Charter School.