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A Flying Turkey is a sex act involving a women & 5 men in which the women has a penis in her mouth, ass, vagina, & one in each hand. While performing this act she looks like a Flying Turkey.
"Damn Chad, I just walked in on this bitch having sex with five guys, she looked like a majestic Flying Turkey!"
"Shane, round up three buddies, this bitch just told me we could perform a Flying Turkey on her tonight!"
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A turkey of folklore depicted as leaving gifts for children on Thanksgiving.
Tom Turkey came to my house last night and left me a present.
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a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.
you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"
friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."
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To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
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The act of holding up the palm of your hand and spreading out all five fingers, while placing your other hand in the center of the opposite palm with fingers spread, with your thumb sticking straight up resembling a turkey. To explain in hand motion, when someone has given you Too Much Information.
Tom: Hey Jane, I just took the biggest dump ever!
Jane: (TMI TURKEY) WoW, Tom, um... thanks?
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To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.
Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.