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Miss Universe is an beauty contest run by the Miss Universe organisation. Founded in 1960 it is now a New York based partnership between NBC and Donald Trump.
There are 3 major prestigious pageants which are Miss Teen USA, Miss USA and Miss Universe. Donald Trump owns part of these three biggest beauty pageants in the world.
To be accepted into any of these pageants you have to be savy, goal-oriented, beautiful and have a magnetic personality. If you make the cut you will then go onto the pageant.
Miss Universe has become a fixture of pop culture. It is also possible to advance your career through Miss Universe and you may also get special perks and prizes along with the recognition. Miss Universe is an American tradition.
Guy: Did you get accepted into the Miss USA. Miss Universe pageant?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: I knew you would. I'm so proud of you. Good luck.
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An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
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A private institution for kids with canada gooses.
Unless you're an ugly guy, because you probably won't get laid anywhere else that doesn't have a 4-6 guy to girl ratio. You're either a snake in Questrom, a socially inept Eng kid crying, or you don't know what you want to do in CAS.
#WestisBest
Guy 1: Hey, do you know if it's possible to get an A at Boston University?
Guy 2: Haha no, we have the worst grade deflation in the country
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One of the oldest diploma mills. Walden University = the degree is not worth the paper it is written on. Walden University = you won't get a job as a result of your education.
My half sister got all her degrees from online universities that were diploma mills. First, American Public/American Military University for her first two degrees then Walden University for her Ph.D. They accepted her credits from her community college days and gave her credit for "life experience." So, she really only completed one year of education at APU/AMU for her Bachelors, then she completed barely a year for her masters. Then, her sister (my other half sister) went to AMU/APU shortly after and submitted the same work the other sister submitted. One of the two pursued her Ph.D. at Walden and thinks it was legitimate. Later, she was laughed out of job interviews and figured out her program was not accredited and she wasted her time and money in the program, since no one will hire her. Also, no one will accept her credits from Walden University.
She claimed she was trying to be the first one in the family to get an education. I guess the type of education didn't matter. I graduated from traditional colleges and universities and went on to get my law degree (a juris doctorate) and a post-doctoral degree (all from traditional schools where people knew me), and I got a very nice, fun, and high paying job. I guess she didn't get the memo.
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A top New England business school where both the academic curriculum and social atmosphere are geared entirely towards the accumulation of power and wealth. This has resulted in the apparently necessary addition of "Ethics and Social Responsibility" as an academic discipline. Graduates range from Wall Street moguls like Richard Zannino to ruthless dictators such as Charles Taylor.
While other college students paint houses or lifeguard during the summer months, Bentley students are up bright and early, parking their BMW's outside of JP Morgan or State Street.
If you don't get in, there's always Bryant, notable alumni of which include:
-Adam M. Hamilton - "ChiP" - Reporter for WJAR-NBC 10 News
and
-Dennis G. Perron - Chief of Police Hubbardston, Massachusetts
Bentley University Student 1: Hey, how's 301 treating you?
Bentley University Student 2: Meh, we got a crap project, some place called "bryant university" wants us to consult for them.... looks like a lost cause though.
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A school started in 1860's...has an incredible business school and has tons of hot guys and girls.. Denver is the shit and is becoming one of the best schools in the country...
University of Denver is awesome
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The only school dumb enough to advertise on a page that their ex-students call them a diploma mill, a marketing company masquerading as a school, worse than a community college and the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges.
Seriously, I don't have anything against Walden University. I would never go there, don't know anyone who would and would never even consider it. But if you have no other choice, I guess that it's slightly better than not going to college. Just expect to be laughed at by most perspective future employers. I only found this page because it comes up in the top 5 google searches when you search college rankings or best colleges or something. Weird eh?
Look to the right, above or underneath this post - Walden University is actually advertising on this page! Now that is sad.
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