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When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.
Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.
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The mascot of Portland State University; home of the Vikings. He is the only “tough” division 1 mascot in the state of Oregon where someone used to think a beaver or a duck was tough.
Victor E. Viking first appeared back in 1946 where the character was simply a student dressed in Viking era clothing on the sideline of Portland State football games. Today, Victor E. Viking is a full featured mascot costume who’s found roaming around the 46 acre campus of Portland State or on the sidelines of Portland State athletic events interacting with fans.
"Victor E. Viking is so badass! He's tough like a Viking linebacker and has a sweet ass beard"
Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.
A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized
Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR
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When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".
"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"
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Phenomenon in historical fiction films in which one or more people of a given race are cast in a setting or time period in which that race was non-existent or rare. Usually done to be politically correct or because the casting company was stupid.
Why does this movie about feudal Japan have white people in it? The director must have been suffering from the Black Viking Effect.
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While boning a chick, the guy lays chud on the partner's head, and forms horns with the fecal matter.
Hey Don, i totally gave Jacklyn The Viking Chili Bowl last night, she has always wanted one.
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