When you fart but it's got no smell.
Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."
Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".
example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".
When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.
Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.
refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.
My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.
When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.
Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?
Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.
Gary: Ah sheeeet.
The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina
I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind