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the act of gayly jumping into someone arms, spread eagle in the form of a hawk
He was so excited that he fairy hawked his buddy
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The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
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A skinnier homosexual
Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters
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comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind
stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-
🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over
gwen: wow, ok bitch
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The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.
I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.
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The beer fairy is a mysterious creature that does its work only at night, usually after a party has taken place. This creature, comes into your apartment (or other party facility) and glues all of ur cups to the counter and tables. The beer fairy then fills many beer cans back up half way. Sometimes the fairy even goes as far as to take things and punch holes in walls. This is reason why so many people find their dwellings in these conditions the morning after a party.
Damn! The beer fairy has struck again. All these pong cups are stuck to the counter!
Who punched all these holes in our walls and broke all our knuckles? The beer fairy did. The beer fairy loves 108.
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a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").
The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.
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a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed
Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night
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