Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

figurally

Literally and figuratively.

You rock, figurally.

POP FIGURE

Pimple popping pizza face collection of black people in a pink room with bobble heads.

IM BOUT TO DFMR MY POP FIGURE COLLECTION!

Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.

"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"

Fuck toy figure

A women who is petite with Assets.

Damn dawg! Shawty looking damn fine..
she got that ‘fuck toy figure’, mane.

No fatherine figure

Well, we all know what this means, *ahem* Jokes aside, it means an individual has no father.

"I have no fatherine figure."