Random
Source Code
Random
A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.
Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?
A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.
"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."
When you buy an extra case for a party and stash it in a hidden fridge or room. After you run out of beer and ask everyone for beer money, you go back to your bro pad and grab the happy case.
Yo let's score some money from everyone before I tell them we're going to the store. Then we'll just grab the happy case and everyone's happy.
66👍 4👎
Fred getting drowned in pudding and getting butt fucked
Hey guys, Fred's getting Happy Tapioca
249👍 21👎
not quite a crush
but one with no feelings attached
you've just met and you don't know if you like the person yet. just someone you're considering to be a crush because it's either you don't know them at all or you barely know them. you think the person is cute!
"OOH, you like him don't you?"
"no i don't, he's just a happy crush."
147👍 12👎
The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).
Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!
Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?
Todd: You know it man!
32👍 1👎
Something you hear when Billy Hargrove is alone with a girl
El: “Hey Max what are happy screams?”
Max: “You don’t want to know”