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California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.
Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.
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When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.
"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."
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The inserter in the having of the butt sex
Dude1: "that guy is such a hershey highway driver"
Dude2: "dude, how do you know??"
Dude1: "he got me last night!!"
Dude2: "so thats why you cant fart or sit down!!"
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a cheap poser anthem used to convert sleazy fans of bon jovi's latest album into "metal fans" really just a shitty song involving little to no talent to play
Poser: highway to hell is the second best song ever
normal person: whats the best
Poser: have a nice day, By bon Jovi
normal person: kiss my ass, douchebag
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: n. A unit within the New York City Police Department that is responsible for raising revenue on the highways of New York City. The unit is comprised of miserable outcasts that cannot be partnered up with anyone in an RMP, were not able to get hired by any legitimate State Police agency, geeks that believe that writing "movers" (i.e. moving violations) will avenge their social shortcomings that they've encountered since high school, or any combination of the three. They are most obnoxious to fellow PD members and FD employees. An individual of this unit is known pejoratively as "Harry Highway" by other PD members as well as FD and several other city agencies.
Look at that NYPD Highway Patrol loser! "Harry Highway" loves to pretend he's a state trooper.
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The greatest album ever released.
Highway 61 Revisted is the greatest album ever released.
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A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.
"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."
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