The act of masterbating at work in the bathroom.
Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.
Another strickout!? Holey shit Kris Bry-aint very good!