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Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020


Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023


Guy Lid

Another word for foreskin, a Lid only men can have.

When you are kidnapped by Scott Cawthon and locked in your room, he forces you to eat a sandwich slid through a glory hole. You bite down and pull, removing the horny mans guy lid.

by TheGuyLid December 30, 2021


Unscrewing your lid

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection

I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!

by Hot Chocolate Chicks July 29, 2011


Unscrewing lids

To unwind or relax

Me and old mate are going to a party, probably going to be unscrewing lids

by Maddcunt md June 14, 2019


dragged a lid

To quickly cover your face in order to stop a cough, sneeze, or other facial expulsion.

Will was about to sneeze, but he dragged a lid.

by djdole January 26, 2019


lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.

by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023