an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.
Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!
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As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.
"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"
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A cum shot to the eye from a distance
I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.
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When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.
Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.
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When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.
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When you take a shit in a plane and it shoots out and due to friction, catches fire.
A flaming shit missile hit my back yard earlier!
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The darkling missile theory states; that no matter what the senerio, weather it be air strike, predetor missle, harrier or any other heavy explosive, the player darklingx13457 will be singled out and killed regardless of the perk cold blodded or anyother perk intended to prevent death by explosive.
I was playing with darkling and he was killed 3 times in one round by differnt missiles must be the Darkling Missile Theory
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