Septic skank

A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.

That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!

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job-skank

A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.

Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!

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skank you

A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you".

Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."

Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much."

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Beer Skank

A woman who will do anything sexual in return for a beer, or two, or ten.

I once asked a girl if she wanted to buy 3 beers for $6. She made a counter offer of 3 beers for a blowjob. She was a beer skank.

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Wolfstar Skanks

An army of skanks assembled during the Shoebox Rereading Project. These badass people are Wolfstar shippers of the highest caliber and with the lowest levels of sanity. Can be found blogging on tumblr, skillfully impersonating the Marauders and co., weeping over fanfiction, doing ridiculous things on camera, or lurking the reread tinychat.

Look at the Wolfstar Skanks tag on tumblr. Just look at it, sitting there in all its revered glory.

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MySpace Skank

Presumably promiscuous attention-whoring teenage female with enough pictures of her scantily body on her My Space to get Pete Townshend thrown in jail. This is often done in the hopes that pedophiles will tell them they are sexy.

Katie is such a MySpace Skank; did you see that thong shot in her pics?

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sea skank

a skank of the sea used for girls that live by the beach and have intercourse on the sand or in those nasty beach bathrooms

martin luther king: look at them bikini girls over on the south beach!
george washington: those are nothing but sea skank

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