Ball slapper

A description for someone who is extremly annoying.

"You know what, your a real Ball Slapper."

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Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.

After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.

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box slapper

A woman who likes to rub uglies with another woman.

She's a box slapper.

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JC Slapper

JC Slapper refers to the Welsh Light Heavyweight boxer, Joe Calzaghe.

JC refers to Joe Calzaghe's initials while Slapper describes his style of fighting. Instead of throwing punches like a man with a closed fist he "slaps" while apparently effective, it still makes him a pussy.

JC Slapper, while holding a record of 46-0, his record is highly padded and very protected.

JC Slapper fighting 40 year olds does not make him an All Time Great

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flap slapper

the female version of wanker

damn stacies a flap slapper

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shin slapper

the slapping of the shin

i was about to slap my knee but i missed a slapped my shin. so i did a shin slapper

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knee-slapper

antonym for a bad and cheesy joke

Guy 1: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Guy 2: Idk what?

Guy 1: nacho cheese

Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!

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