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An expression demonstrating the number of levels upon which a situation or person is crazy or objectionable. In certain more severe situations, it is proper to modify the phrase to "31 flavors of crazy."
"My girlfriend stole my passwords and deleted all of my female facebook friends. When I confronted her about it, she bit me. She is 16 different flavors of crazy."
"This situation has since devolved, and can now be properly classified as 31 flavors of crazy."
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Goth is when you hate the world.
Emo is when the world hates you.
An example of the difference between Goth and Emo.
Goth: I hate you all! I don't like anybody! I hope you burn in the eternal flames of hell! DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!!
Emo: I hate myself! Nobody likes me! I feel like I'm burning in the eternal flames of hell! Death to all but My Chemical Romance!
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When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."
"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
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When your stuck in the cycle of doing the same shit everyday.
Usually a shit cycle.
Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro
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Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.
Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.
John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"
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1.When something someone says sounds incredibly similar to what another person said but it changed just enough to seem different and original, often used by people who are trying to sound smart but can't come up with an original saying or analogy, so they change a quote from a famous person so that it sounds like they came up with it.
2. when a song is incredibly similar to another song but has a different chorus, often found in pop music.
Einstein: "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
Man #1 "Someone who has never made a mistake has never done something new."
Man #2 "Same song different chorus"
parrot
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