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Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.
He also has a 10 foot dic-
"Boy that furry Thomas is at it again."
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Thomas is a really nice and is hung like a horse and faster than a rabbit during sex so if your looking for a great time crack a bottle of Jack Daniels with Thomas
Girl one: Hey have you had sex with Thomas
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
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Thomas is an athletic freak and a fast runner. He's cute, handsome and a beast at video games.
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He loves the crunch of glass, he is obsessed with Teresa, like wth she's the worst.
He's such a Thomas
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A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
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A word used to describe the peak size of ass.
"damn you got a Thomas of an ass"
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Thomas is a name of a guy who acts like a simp but is really a man whore. He dated every girl and when they break up he goes for another. He tends to use one specific emoji a lot and pretends to be a nice person but he’s just a jerk.
Girl: Thomas likes me
Girl 2: he likes every girl
Girl: he says he’s a simp
Girl 2: that’s his act .. we’ve all been there.
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