When someone has diarrhea and defecates on a naked girl and it runs down over her breasts
I just had a Tijuana waterfall all over some chick.
This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.
Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?
"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."
When felling a tree, a Tijuana back cut is when you do not cut a notch, just a straight back-cut.
Term only applies when felling entire tree
You don’t need a notch, just give it a Tijuana back-cut
A bubbly cocktail of Tequila and various citrus.
Tijuana Tickler is a fun alliteration, perfectly normal, get a new angle
When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.
Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom
When you’re 69 Ing with your girl, and the breath from your nose tickles her butt hole
The Tijuana whisper interrupted our 69.
To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.
Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.