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a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey
dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!
You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
When someone has diarrhea and defecates on a naked girl and it runs down over her breasts
I just had a Tijuana waterfall all over some chick.
This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.
Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?
"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."
A rosebud with Tajín sprinkled on it.
A Tijuana rose tastes better than most of the food I’ve eaten.
When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot