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When you try to fuck a freshly baked pie or other good and you burn the tip of your penis.
Chad: "Hey bro, want me check the temperature of this pie?"
Brett: "Yeah dude!"
Chad: "Alright I'm gonna put my dick in it."
Brett: "Nah bro, you're gonna end up burning the tip"
The first clue that the person you are dealing with is a total whack job. Just as an iceberg is largely hidden below the water’s surface, the tip of the nutberg is a hint of the vast crazy hidden deep inside your typical head case.
Xavier: Did you see that old lady flip out when she thought we were laughing at her cat?
Emmett: Yeah, that was weird. I think we just saw the tip of the nutberg.
When a man is done peeing, & the tip releases the last drop of piss & creates a dapple of liquid on your pants
Damn man, i got hella tip drip, so i cant walk back to class
When one applies toothpaste to their penis and then proceeds to brush another's teeth.
One night Derek got really drink and passed out in the bathroom. Then some unrecognized bisexual man gave Derek a Mint Tip.
Giving a stripper or other exotic dancer by placing bills of money in their costume (usually a thong) at their hip.
1. If you want a dancer to pay you special attention, give her a hip tip.
2. No dude, you're definitely not supposed to hip tip on dates.
when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non sexual act.
Aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my crap got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.
When a girl doesn't wash her hands after touching her pussy
Don't touch me with them fish tips ..
Eww!!!!! you got fish tips ..