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A tirebiter is a girl who hangs around car meets, car clubs, or car places in general because she likes to fuck around with boys with nice/fast/show cars. Normally they bounce from car to car, either screwing people in the same club or in the same circle of friends. We call them tire biters as opposed to Pillow Biters because they end up biting tires, not pillows.
Greg: Have you seen that girl Monique?
Jerry: Yeah, she's been fucking everyone in our car club.
Greg: I know, she's such a tire biter.
Jerry: ...But she gives good head
Greg: Dude WTF?
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A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.
The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.
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This is a state of being where one is both tipsy and tired at the same time. The effects of being tipsy-tired can be easily confused as being drunk. Slurring speech, lack of comprehension of your surroundings, and sudden and spontaneous sleeping are all indications of being tipsy-tired.
Stop giving me a hard time, man. I'm not drunk. I've only had 3 beers. But I only got 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm feeling pretty tipsy-tired.
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The rubber tire is a large fleshy roll of fat that travels around the circumference of an individual's waist area. A rubber tire may be seen lying in the shade of a midriff baring shirt, or even sleeping beneath a long cotton top. You cannot hide a rubber tire with two layers of tanktops. Low rise pants should definitely not be worn while sporting a rubber tire.
Her rubber tire was hanging sexily over the waistband of her too-tight jeans. Hott.
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When somebody puts 22 inch rims on their ghettomobile and the tires have to be as thin as rubberbands to fit inside the wheelwell.
Made to look extremely high performance, but really it doesn't help AT ALL and hit one pothole and you got a huge gash in your wheel.
Look, that idiot put 22 inch wheels on his dodge avenger and had to use rubberband tires to go along with it....
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When you've done your fair share of partying and drugs and it all finally hits you
"Let's keep going!" - Bill (at 2 am)
"Guh...so tired" - Bill (at 6 am)
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a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one
"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"
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