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You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
When you release your bowels into someone else's gaping hole, and they proceed to flip over and do it vice versa.
I wouldn't hook up with Anthony. I found lumberjacking porn on his computer.
Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.
Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
When one guy fucks 2 people of the same family tree. Such as 2 sister's or 2 cousins or any combination people related to each other.
"Dude, I fucked Sara and her sister Courtney"
"I can't believe you are lumberjacking that family tree!"
A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.
*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "
We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.
Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.