skittle dicking

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.

Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"

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beer and skittles

An expression that roughly equates to cool, tight, awesome, etc.

Derived from the phrase not all beer and skittles.

- Broham, this shit's so beer and skittles.

- Brochacho, I got tickets to the show.
- That's beer and skittles, bro.

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Skittles

A synonym for skid-marks.

He had skittles in his underwear!

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skittle

um.... probably the coolest nickname in the entire world. given by like um.. probably the coolest person in the entire world or whatever.

Skittle you are mad cool. i think i'm gonna cut my hair like you, since you are like the coolest kid i've ever met. my mom will get pissed, but i'll be all like, 'yea... whateva mom.' pssssht mom has been a real party pooper lately. but she's still cool. yo, if i die, we should like... call her skittle... or whateva... yea. sick

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Skittles Porn

First off, let's be clear: this is not your average everyday pornography. If you're looking for someone to get rainbow-railed, this will be a tasty treat.

Honestly, we're not sure what this is, but we googled that shit on a whim, and were shocked to find loads of naked women basking in glorious mounds of shiny sticky goodness. It was awesome.

(person 1) "I wanted something funnier than regular softcore, so I just looked me up some skittles porn."
(person 2) "You dumb shit, why not just fuck a bag of skittles?"

"It's porn so funny you don't have to delete your history!"

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Skittle Sex

When a girl puts a skittle up her vagina and has someone get it out orally.

Person 1: Aye man I heard you had skittle sex with Ragina last night!
Man 2: Hell yeah niggah! You know it! It tasted like fishy skittles!

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Boob Skittles

Skittles that have been placed in the bra of a girl so that they will become warm and easier to eat. Therefore you can enjoy the greatest candy in the world even more

Dude, these skittles are amazing!!

Yep, they're boob skittles

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