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The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.
aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-cum all over my hotdog!
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Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.
Props to the bitterwaitress community
Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup
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The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.
Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.
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When your having sex with a girl who is on her period and when you pull out thick period blood drips from your dick
"I was fuckin this girl last night and she was really wet but when we finished I went to the bathroom and she gave me ketchup dick"
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the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross
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The act of increasing an engines revolutions to the governed limit typically referred to as a “red-line”. The name originates from the governed limit typically having a red indicator that shows potential failure. The act is typically performed when an engine is excepted to have a catastrophic failure.
*Boosted Honda is losing oil pressure and a slight knock is occurring*
“Should we turn the car off” -friend 1
“Nah put er’ in the ketchup” -owner of the car
Exactly What it looks like
This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.
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