The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.
Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it
Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet
When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart
'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''
''did you bomb the toilet? ''
Somone who either by choice or force takes possession of or consumes the shit or piss (preferably both) of another, whether it be down their throat, up their ass, or in their vagina usually done as an act of degradation. The person usually ends up enjoying the act.
Did you hear about what happened to Alex last night? He was a total toilet slut, the bitch loved it.
A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.
It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.
When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.
I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.
Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.