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Someone who distroys the toilet beyond repair.
Andrew Baxley is an absolute toilet Reaper.
Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"
adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.
1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it
Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet
The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.
Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.
I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.
Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.