Biggest bitch around also has smallest penis , lies about his car and daddy's truck
Troy Comstocks penis is so small
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Term used in soccer, denoting when you hurl a ball at someone's head to try to knock their glasses off, but you don't quite manage it.
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To intoxicate one's self so severely that the brain becomes totally incompatible with the body and all its functions.
Dave: "Gordon, I see you chose the middle of a fucking gravel road for your sleeping purposes last night."
Gordon: "Yeah man, I must have gotten Troy-Drunk."
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Lead singer of Bel Air Academy from Tracy, CA
Have you heard the demos for "Repeat This Over"? Troy Liljedahl's vocals are sweet!
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The guy in Slum Dog Millionaire enjoyed a Troy Shower when he fell through the toilet into the pile of poop.
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A bunch of white privileged, J-Crew wearing, Hitler praising hicks who all live in corn fields next to some random river.
Q: Hey, wanna visit Troy, Ohio?
A: Hell no, I don't own any clothes from J-Crew and I actually care about black people.
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something that should happen when a dude is in bed with two intoxicated girls but often doesnt when that dude doesnt try anything
My boy was bragging about how two girls slept in his bed, but he is too much of a skirt to have a menage a trois. They should have just baked everyone else in the house breakfast instead of sleeping next to each other.
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