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When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
an unpleasant or rude person. Especially someone who doesn't realize just how obnoxious they truly are.
See that Brown student over there? The one telling everyone how he spent a semester at Harvard and how number theory is pretty much the best thing ever? He's a low trumpet if I ever saw one.
When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.
Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!
When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.
“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”
The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.
The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...