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When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
Piece of shit trash that will cheat on you, leave you stranded 4 hours from home. He will also pretend his is the best thing that’s ever happened to you, but in reality dog shit on the side of the road is better than him. He will manipulate you. One huge manipulating bastard.
A real nigga from the 1800 block that will kill your hole family
One time there was this boy name kelvin tucker and this crowd kept on messing with his then one day he killed everyone in the crowd sister brother and morher
Shoving a fleshlight in a man's ass and then fucking them. As to not be gay whilst having fun the the homies.
Jim-"Me and the boys where doing some Tucker Tunnelling last night"
Geoff-"And you didn't invite me?"
The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.
Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.
Works for the funny youtube men from SuperMega with his brother Harrison Tucker
IS THAT JACKSON TUCKER FROM SUPERMEGA!
His marge loves woemen. He loves his marge. Its a difficult relationship.
Jackson: i love u mum
Mum: I love woeomen
JAckson: Ive been jackson tuckered