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A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!
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A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.
Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
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a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly
in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone
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A book serie written by Stephanie Meyer, which is about how a vampire and a werewolf fall in love with a human. Some people are huge fans of this serie, though there are also some who think its rubbish. They think all it is, is a story about some ugly chick who cant decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
I hope its not like Twilight
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Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.
"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...
Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
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A depressed girl who cannot decide wether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
Person1: ''She must be Twilight.''
Person2: ''Yeah, you can tell she's depressed.''
Person1: ''I wonder who's she's going to screw.''
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A famous book by Stephanie Meyer that has captured the hearts of many girls, and women alike. Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen are the main protagonists in this book. A complete waste of time if you enjoy reading books with much more meaning and descriptions and better writing style. Horrible.
"OMG! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!"
"NO! JACOB IS SO MUCH HOTTER!!!!"
As both girls are screaming and crying and fighting over who is hotter than whom. I turn away from them and mutter, "How overrated."
"WHAT?"
"GET HER!!!! SHE INSULTED MY EDWARD"
"NO SHE DIDN'T. SHE INSULTED MY JACOB!!!"
"Good God! It's just a damn book called Twilight!" I shout as I start running for my life.
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