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When a man gets two diff. women pregnant at the same time.
"Man, you heard about Rob?"
"Nah, what happened?"
"He got Denise & Sherrie pregnant at the same time."
"Ah ha! That nigga havin' 'Project Twins!'"
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Awesome.....The way that it can be hardcore of just soft melodies,....
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In reference to Zan and Jan from the television cartoon "Superfriends", a pair of incredibly dimwitted siblings or friends.
"Sarah and Ashley are holding another wretched party."
"Let's see how the Wonder Twins have screwed things up again."
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Bopsie Twins Are Two Individuals That Are Best Freinds For A Long Period Of Time Without Having Much Prior Knowledge Of Each Others Exsistence, Bopsie Twins Usually Have Many Things In Common But Have Very Few Physical Similarities Besides Their Race. Their Mothers Are Usually Also Very Much Like The Two Girls. Very Spunky. Pretty. And Are Usually Common In The Mixed Races. People Might Mistake Them As sisters. They're Attached At The Hip And Come Up With Words THat Only Make Sense To Other Bopsie Twins Or Themself! They Commonly Have Catch Phrases That Are Humorous.
Jonte : Is Fayth And Moriah Simese Twins?
Alex : No, Smarts, They're Just Bopsie Twins!
Xhulio : DANG ! They're SOOOOO Bomb !
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The Dolan Twins are 2 of the fucking hottest human beings on the planet. They are very talented on YouTube. They also are on Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter . They are known for being on vine. When they walk into a room every girl fan girls.
Me: You see the Dolan Twins new video?
Stupid people: No they suck
Me: Your a loser your just jealous that you couldn't look as handsome as them you fucking bitch !!!
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A place where your last name means everything. If you're not from Twin Falls, your parents aren't from Twin Falls, and your Grandparents aren't from Twin Falls, you don't matter.
A place where one can get a degree from the University of Idaho, short returning to Twin Falls to pursue a career in inurance, high school teaching, or knowing somebody.
A place where the local high school's baseball team can engage in immoral actions, only to have their sponsorship dropped, and have it be so well covered up, by more Twin Falls lifers.
A place where one can be caught committing adultery with a co-worker's wife, and still be regarded as professional.
A place where it is perceived that the end of the world is the other side of the Snake River Canyon. Where residents actually believe culture exists. Where males outdo each other by the size of their Ford Trucks. Where the idea of doing things in life outside of Twin Falls, is unheard of.
A place where style does not exist. One can be considered stylish by simply shopping at The Buckle, American Eagle, or Zumiez. Brands like Lucky, Big Star, Affliction, Tapout, and Fox are actually okay to wear.
A great place to live! (If you have never lived anywhere else)
Father:Son, I'll miss you while you're at college.
Son: Look on the bright side dad! My degree from the University of Idaho won't entitle me to jobs anywhere else in the marketplace but Twin Falls, So I'll be back in no time to coach Twin Falls High School baseball! Not to mention, I'm joining your fraternity!
Father: Oh, I guess you're right. Now get on outta here ya little squirt! And go drink your education away just like I did!
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olsen twins
The next million dollar porn company, because porn does not require acting skils, the ability to sing, or talent. Porn only requires good looks, (which, overrated or not- they have 'em) the ability to have sex, (oh, thats hard..lol) the desire to have the attention of the world on you (if it's been all good press before- maybe their looking to prove they can be bad girls now), jealousy in large groups, and a bankroll Donald Trump probably envies.
Do I really need an example people?
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