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1)The basis of thousands of bad jokes 2)The basis for millions of sweet comebacks
1)ur mom is so gay, she is a lesbian
2)ur mom is so gay, you masturbate to your mom masturbating about the thought of my mom being gay, while you suck her.
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(yer-mom)
Noun. A term used as a response to any question. Note that it does not have to be used to insult ones maternal figure, but rather piss the target off because they here you use the term daily.
target: "What are you going to do with that whole bottle of rum??"
you: "UR MOM"
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the opposite of ur mom.....supposedly..it is a term that is exceedingly cooler than ur mom.. <when someone chooses to express themselves in conversation, by saying "ur dad," instead of "ur mom," they are instantaneously cool and fwegin sweet...
(me-cooler): Who's your mom?
(you-stupid): uhhhhhhhhh
(me): -UR DAD
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The crusty old wan who makes crusty scones and ploughes through 40 fags a day
Is ur nan making crusty scones? You best believe it dipstick.
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The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.
Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies
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