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Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.

Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.

by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2019


Phoenix vacuum

The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.

He just got Phoenix vacuum'ed

by MightyLump September 15, 2010


Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018


skin vacuum

A slang word for blow job

Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?

by Emeralda rain February 3, 2018


Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 13, 2016


Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 13, 2016


Banana vacuum

Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas

Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”

by WrinkleShower1 February 17, 2021