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A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.
Damn, it's Valentine's Day.
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If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).
If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.
In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?
Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!
Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.
Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.
Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.
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He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.
"Buckle up, Buster. I'ma spill the fucking tea. He's gay, okay? Nick Valentine is gay."
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to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts
I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?
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a day where people who have a valentine are happy and people who dont end up feeling like crap looking at ways to spend it alone on google
I hate valentines day but the movie is good it has taylor lautner in it
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When one valentines day , your girlfriend and/or significant other , if she wants to cuddle you jizz all over her.
Sarah and Bob are dating. Bob really wants to experience the art of oral sexual pleasure. Unfourtuanly, Sarah is only interested in cuddling. Bob pretends to go to the bathroom , but he is really getting warmed up. When he gets back he initiates the sticky valentine surprise!!!!!!111one!eleven
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When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.
Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?
Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.
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