An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
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When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot
Dude I got the velvet duster last night
She can do the velvet duster
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A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.
We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.
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Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience
Let's relax and get Velvet Massage
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A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.
'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'
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when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.
that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"
.....Me too !
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