A saying when something is so big you can't find an example other than planet.
"Hey have you seen my cock?"
" Yeah it's very big like planet!"
"This project will be a very big success like planet"
when a guy gives a girl a blowjob, and right before she cums, he spreads mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce over her vagina and then he eats it
when me and my girlfriend were having sex, we were role playing as chef's, so i thought I could top it off with a very delicious pizza snack
Ironical expressing of acknowledgement for some "shot in the eye"
- Sorry Den, I really didn't want to compromise you...
- Fuck you very much, Billy
When you asked out the girl you have a crush on via google docs and they say that your a very smooth boy.
“Keno your a very smooth boy”
what u say when ur slime says something random
“did u know hear about that ligma outbreak?”
“mm yes very cool.” *followed by laughter usually by both parties if they both mutually understand that what was said was stupid and random*
A word worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian ur brother a mother, your sister a mister ur granny a tranny ur granpap a trap or even the legendary Ur ancestors incestors This word can crumple the fabric of the universe, and shatter the soul of any mortal it is used on into a million pieces, which will then be eaten by Bill Cosby in an ASMR fashion. Be careful while using this insult, because even the famous no u infinity can't defend against this almighty power.
Tiago: Ur mom gae
Liam: Ur dad lesbian
Tiago: Ur brother a mother
Liam: Ur sister a mister
Tiago: Ur granpap a trap
Liam: Ur granny a granny
Tiago: Ur ancestors incestors
Liam: Ur DNA very gay
Tiago: *all of his arteries explode leaving just a shell of his former body, taken by the government and hidden, so that the population would never see this . His soul is shattered into a million pieces, and sent to Bill Cosbys prison cell, to be crunched on until the end of time. His DNA unravels and his cells melt, until nothing is left*
The time when you wake up and look like dog shit. After a night of too much partying or directly after vomiting after to many drink.
Aye dude, put that camera down cuz' I'm not not-very-take-a-picture-able right now!