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discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.
Status Update:
"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"
no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
Something oscar likes to talk about
Hey beby want to get virtually laid
Virtual Breeding (noun):
The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
Simply put, another way of acting out the breed kink without condemning yourself to eighteen years.
Homey 1: Dude! My girlfriend told me she has a breed kink!
Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
Includes of singing voice messages
Zay needs to send a virtual hug
The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.
Fucking people you're not really fucking.
In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.