Vodka Di Di

The sudden and explosive but yet surprisingly fulfilling diarrhea that is the result of heavy vodka consumption the night before.

Danielle (via text): Omg, I just had to run out of Math 100A to have vodka di di. My butthole is on fire!! :/

Lauren (via text) : Girl I feel you, I di di'd so much this morning I feel like I just lost ten pounds!!

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tang and vodka

Orange puke spewed from the mouth of tara. This type of puke tends to stain surface where it lands.

I'm sure the Total store in Winfield appreciates the tang and vodka deposit left by Tara.

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Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.

Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.

Happy Vodka Cookies

cookies dipped in vodka.

Or

Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.

Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!

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Ciroca Vodka Choppa

When you take drink of Ciroc Vodka directly from the bottle while holding the center of the neck and completely rotating the bottle base. This ensures that you have taken a hefty sip and will be inebriated soon. Note, the bottle must be fully or mostly inverted while performing this maneuver.

"Damn, she just did a Ciroca Vodka Choppa. That must be at least a double shot."

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Vodka Tequila Redbull

Similar to the ever popular Vodka-Redbull concoction, This healthy spin on the drink offers not only vodka to get you tipsy and redbull to cause tachycardia on the dance floor, but a nice touch of tequila to make you forget your night.

Typical Ingredients:

1 part hangover
3 parts heart attack
4 parts regretful decisions

Bro 1: Bro montana, last night my boy at the bar made me like eight Vodka Tequila Redbulls!
Bro 2: Yeah I noticed you went home with that dragon!
Bro 3: Oh shit I did??

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White Tavern Vodka

Vodka of the highest class, only really sophisticated people drink it.
WARNING: Can reach levels of "no ceilings" fucked upness on.

guy 1: we need cups
guy 2 : fuck that drink from the White Tavern Vodka from the bottle

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