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a period of intoxication where:
a.) You're not so drunk that you've passed out, but drank enough that your not really awake either.
b.) You're not so drunk that you've lost all control of your bodily functions and fluids... yet drunk enough that you do not remain in FULL control either... slippage and or spritzing / dripping may have occured without your knowlege.
c.) Your sober enough to have not fallen down and passed out yet, but way too drunk to actually stand upright, walk, or run.. you find yourself in a constant state of movement where as your head; lead by your upper torso sways forward, back, left and right.... your feet always moving to try and stay below your body.
d.) Do you remember a few beers ago when you went to the restroom and had trouble relieving yourself? Do you remember during your last beer you had to go again but couldn't be bothered to actually go the restroom and fumble around with zippers and buttons? Do you notice a warm or wet sensation in the back of your pants or pant leg? If yes... your now exactly one half of sinky-wobbly
- My friend and I went to the bar last night, he got sh*t faced and silly, I got stinky-wobbly, we both drank a lot!
A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.
girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."
A sort of wobble gobblez that floats around the outside of a construction site. Kind of like a bum.
Damn was that a fuckin wobble gobblez?
When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."
A nigga that happens to wobble a lot
This wobbly nigga gonna fall over
Verb: 1. A man who is traversing stairs with an erection.
Adjective: 1. A person who claims to be straight, but is clearly bending in their sexuality as they interact with others
Verb: 1. My husband hit his tip on the handrail while he was wobbling-in-flight.
Adjective: 1. Did you see Cindy wobbling-in-flight as those girls walked by.
Drunk. Really Really Drunk.
By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.