meat wagon

An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit

"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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pussy wagon

A term used to describe a car that has been painted in glaring colours, and with fancy lights, accessories, over-sized spoilers and such to attract women.
Though the term is used positively, it is usually not a good thing to own a pussy wagon, as they most often are gawdy and repulsive.

The term is rarely used by anyone other than the car's owner.

see also: rice

Guy 1: Man, check out my new wheels! I gots me some gold-rimmed hub caps, 30" fins and a smooth pink neon lighting set!.It's a real pusssy wagon!
Guy 2: Dude, your truck's hideous. Scrap it. Now!

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ass wagon

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon

Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.

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Shagin' Wagon

An old Volks Wagon bus. It's basicaly shaped like a small bus, there is much space in the back that you could lay down a matress and get it on... On that 70's show Micheal Kelso has one.

Dude1: "So you dude you get some in the Shagin' wagon last night?"
Dude2: "Hell yeah"

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Trap Wagon

A tricked out vehicle that normally does not have dark tinted windows, under glow, loud sound system, etc. Typically a 4-door sedan like a Honda Accord or a Toyota Prius.

Guy 1: Where is that loud music coming from?
Guy 2: Oh that's just Clark in his blacked out Prius. That thing is a real Trap Wagon.

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muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

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nigger wagon

A car or truck used for the transportation of workers to a job site. Could consist of just a work truck or up to a small bus.

Hey guys, let's hop in the nigger wagon and get to the work area!

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