two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

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Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.

Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line

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Wait broke the wagon

A response to someone who tells you to wait

Shelly said wait for me
Pap responded wait broke the wagon

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Did I wait?

Did I wait?
I looked for you
over and over
Just to have a chance
to understand
Everything.

Did I wait? Probably sitting on the stairs for 3 hours.. now I don't know what I am waiting for
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 12, 2022

THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!

This is the best quote said by Minoru Mineta (a.k.a. Fresh-Picked Hero "Grape Juice"). He's a character from the manga/anime series Boku no Hero Academia (My Hero Academia) who's known for his preverted behaviors.

During one of the exams, him and his teammate were fighting against a hot teacher. He had the opportunity to do something preverted, but instead he chose to flee with his friend. And that is when his said "THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!"

Mineta: "THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT! ... JUST THIS ONCE."

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I'll wait here

When spoken to a man, by a woman, who is seated comfortably in the front seat of a car, on a rainy day, outside Starbucks, translates into English as: Venti Cappuccino with almond milk and a vanilla bean pastry, please.

I'll wait here.

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Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

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