Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

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Go To Wal-Mart

An excuse used to go masturbate

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"