To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.
Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
An Adorable, smart, shy, loving, careless girl <3 She will always be
there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you
forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but
she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no
matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you
through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.
Person one: Do you know who that girl is?
Person two: Oh the shy one? Yeah That's Michaela Wallace.
To "Wallace" refers to the act of making unconsiable snoring sounds while referencing either actual cheese or cheesy substances.
Holy fuck dude! He's wallacing too much!
"Augh augggggghhhhhhh aughaguaghagaugh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauhg"
Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)
"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"
Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)
"look it's Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"