wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

ghetto wallet

A plastic sandwich baggie filled with your loose change or cash.

Manng! I lost all my change because my ghetto wallet got a hole in it!!

Salami wallet

vagina; a womans private part.

Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.

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Wallet Sex

When a person has sex with somebody. This is the act that gold diggers partake in.

"Did you hear about Matt and Lexi? She's a total gold digger"

"Yeah she's just having wallet sex with him. What a hoe"

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Sausage wallet

A man that gives nothing to society and is a jerk.

Corey Luciano is a sausage wallet

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Yeast Wallet

a sandwhich or burger type meal

guy 1:"this is one beautiful arrangement of meat salad fillings.."

guy 2:"yea... its so convenient in between these pieces of bread too"

waitress:"oh you like your SANDWHICH do you?"

guy 1:"sandwhich? you can call it what you want, i'm calling it a yeast wallet. freak"

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key wallet

a small bag special for keys
it looks like a wallet but you can only put your keys inside

A) Have you seen my key wallet?
B) I'm not sure... what is a "key wallet" ?
A) It's like a wallet but a bit heavier because the keys are inside it
B) oh yeah... There it is

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