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Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.

You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...

by Dralzun August 16, 2009


stinge watch

To deliberately delay watching multiple episodes of a television series on a streaming service in order to extend the time in which you watch the series and fully enjoy each episode.

I am definitely going to stinge watch the next season of Ted Lasso, it's so good it has to be savored.

by chrsryn November 26, 2021


Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings

I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.

by 1staid May 10, 2011

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suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

by The Moody Poet December 26, 2006

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bae-watch

The action of waiting for the relationship statuses to change from in relationship to single in hopes of securing that newly single person for yourself.

I'm about to bae-watch that chick Tina. I would love to get a chance to date her.

by relationship lurker March 14, 2016

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watch face

if u watch face u stair at sumone

blud dnt watch face

by big fat sausage October 1, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish watch

When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.

Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?

Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...

by Thatoneguy101 December 7, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž