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A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
A term used in placement of an offensive name when referring to someone who is “pulling at your hair” or therefore, getting on your nerves. Most commonly used by people of African origin.
1. Stop being an African weave snatcher, you annoying twit.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.
When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change
Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.
When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.
In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough
Weave is horse hair.